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the fact that nobody helped is even more hilarious.
(via charming-langst)
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Lucy Liu photographed by Jeff Riedel
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Lucy Liu is very easily one of the most jaw droppingly beautiful ladies in all the world <3
Ok but why couldn’t she have been Willy Wonka instead of giving the role to the same rapist Tim Burton ALWAYS defaults to?
I think sadly that even if Tim Burton wasn’t creepily obsessed with Johnny Depp this could never have happened with him in charge given that a man with no hands could count the number of Burton films that gave a POC actor a leading role on their fingers…
But omgosh now I am just picturing Lucy Liu Wonka and I bet it would be hella fun <3
(via sorry)
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An antique skull shaped poison bottle.
This is why assassins always get caught in old cartoons. They were flashy as hell about everything.
My water bottle
(via sixpenceee)
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this is a matter of opinion
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Why can’t I stop watching this
I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing
He l p m e
I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING
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Imagine three brothers whose father just died. Nobody really liked him but he owned a lot of businesses all over town, which he split the ownership of between his three sons.
- The first son gets the CEO position of a powerful corporation, including his own private jet
- The second son gets the father’s shipping company and his yacht
- The last son gets ownership of a small funeral home that isn’t doing very well
The first son becomes a total jerk who sleeps around and cheats on his wife constantly.
The second son adopts the culture of the sailors at the docks and develops an aggressive personality
The third son’s company is more of a liability than an asset, but through hard work he makes it work. He’s not very comforting to the grieving costumers, but his prices are fair and he treats them with respect. He marries a wife who helps him run the funeral home. The place is a success, despite its dreariness.
This is literally Greek Mythology.
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Whoa! Nailed it
(via thestaplerqueen)
